if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
50% cool.: ikneeltothegodofmischief: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once...
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
so why can’t fully grown adults understand?
(Source: snowpetrel)
that awkward moment when you forget all of your music sites are connected to facebook and a good playlist has a really unfortunate title.
automatic posting while 8tracks was randomly selecting playlists for me….
apparently i’ve listened to the playlists. ”Fuck yeah lets party bitches” and “Sex Music” editions 2010 and 2011.
god damn it, 8tracks, now look what you’ve done.
my aunts are logging on to see my listening to two playlists called Sex Music.
what even.
This is perfect.
(Source: abandonthought)
John Green, Looking For Alaska
I just want to fix the world.
(Source: sheonlyreadsbooks)
you know what i don’t even
(Source: rdj-herpderp)
(Source: sognipuliti)
(Source: albfit)
- dot: but it's a rock
- flik: I KNOW IT'S A ROCK
“The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.”
Mark Twain (via madsweat)
In that last moment, I want to see the world how you see it.
Ahh, dunno how she does it. To say that I’m remotely jealous is a bit of an understatement hahaha, this is utterly lovely. ;__;
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